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We all feel like Gary Coleman sometimes, everybody feels like Gary Coleman sometimes, except the actual Gary Coleman who finds he almost always feels like Gary Coleman.
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"this was basically a fancy slideshow."
And you should look over things before exporting.. You misspelled a lot of stuff. Not a bad flash though.
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Sound was a bit loud tho.
And a happy Single's Awareness Day to you too.
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I KNOW HOW YOU FUNCTION, NOW NOTHING CAN STAND IN MY WAY!
I SHALL BE TEH YETI
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And all of the original Locks. You guys caused scenes on NG the likes of which the CC and every other group on NG never could. You were amusing, and original, despite your blatant parody on the Clocks. Where did you all go? Surely not all of you went to the temple..
Alas, we may never know. Maybe we are not meant to. The secrets of the Key of Glorton seem lost in the annals of NG time now.
This flash is one of my favorites despite it's simpleness, because it shows so much about an era of NG that I sorely miss now. Goodbye, StrawberryLock.. Maybe one day you will return to us.
<3
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animated pretty well, and decent graphics.. But you seem to have lost a LOT in compression. And the file's still huge. Work on compression a little more.. You show promise.
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"this is just a shitty slideshow.."
..with an inverse dressup feature.
If this didn't have manga titties it would have been blammed because it's complete shit.
God, you horny little sadasses depress me.
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I like you too
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It really does remind me of the old Spumco ads for Log and such they would show in between features on Ren & Stimpy. Especially the narration style and some of the stuff in the load screen.
Your animation and art was much cleaner though. Keep at it and you might go far with this.
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Before I go to sleep each night, I like to find a midget, and bop him on the head.
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"lots of bugs and pointless shit"
Between the crappy extra movies, the crappy graphics, and the fact that the victims, which are fucking DOTS, are badly programmed and thus scream after already dead should you hit the corpse... This game should be blammed.
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It's really dull when you get to the match, especially soundwise. And the captions are a bit over, yet underdone.
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very interesting style you have going, it's like.. stick, but not. works quite well. :D
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