Recent Movie Reviews

Life Lessons With DWARF Life Lessons With DWARF

Rated 4 / 5 stars

has anyone ever suggested

that you fine folks produce greeting cards?

just a thought. XD

L4D Short: Starring Louis L4D Short: Starring Louis

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

this got front page? seriously?

don't get me wrong, it was animated alright. but wtf? it was just a brief little emulation of gameplay. it's NOT a parody of anything, as there weren't any jokes. it's not much of a tribute either, since it's super short and basically ends with an anticlimax.

also. sticks. really? come on.

StealthBeast responds:

Lol, it could be worse. /295072

[LL] Money [LL] Money

Rated 4 / 5 stars

the background joke..

was grade-A old school LL goodness. i'm fiving based on that alone.


KingofGFS responds:

grade A+

Recent Game Reviews

Emo Pet: Dress Up v3.0 Emo Pet: Dress Up v3.0

Rated 2 / 5 stars

pretty lame tbh.

while a couple of the shirts looked like things scene kids would wear, this was more like "create an anime kid" than anything else. the backing music wasn't even emo, or fake emo for that matter.

still i'll give you a nod for the nice art.

Defend Ur API Defend Ur API

Rated 1 / 5 stars


One one hand, the game runs smoothly and the engine clearly works well.

On the other hand, it's bland, it's dull, it's boring, really.

Try doing this:
a) moving the cannon out of the corner,
b) sprucing it up with some more indepth visuals/sound effects

Do the both of these, and you should have a winner on your hands.

Kill the Emo Kill the Emo

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Amusing, but musically inaccurate.

Then again, most "emo kids" don't even know what emo is, so that's forgiveable in this instance, since it was infact, mocking them.

The "I've had worse" bits made me laugh, and frankly, the only thing holding this back was the low-caliber art, which still worked fairly well for the style.

Recent Audio Reviews

Change Me Change Me

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I was hoping you'd submit this.

Seeing as how I helped record this, I was really hoping I'd see it on NG.. It's a shame we didn't have a better mic though.